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Gag Reflex

I have been gagging on my food today. Let me tell you, the gagging isn’t caused by a threat of salmonell, the smell of pickled herring, or the dryness that comes from completely charred food.

I haven’t had a cookie in three days.

Or chocolate. Or ice cream. Or..

Yes, my body has gone into shock. If there was a microphone inside my body, this is what I think you’d hear..

EGADS! Where are the fricken cookies!!! Chicken?? Who does she think I am, Gracie Gold? This is ridiculous. I’ve been eating cookies everyday of my life. Not a thing wrong with me. If I don’t get some cookies this instant, I’ll go bang her head on the wall. Cookies!! Why, oh, Why can’t I have cookies!

Now repeat that but replace cookies with ice cream, chocolate, candy, donuts, and so on.

I wouldn’t recommend stepping into my office this week. I might barf this healthy chicken all over your shoes.

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Nope

After all my praises, I shouldn’t have counted my chickens before they hatched.
Treadmill- Broken. Permanently.

I intend to start going to the new fitness center in town.

If it ever opens!

I’m tough. I’ll run outside. Running is more important than the weather.

Weather, yes. 1 foot of snow and sub-zero temperatures in the DARK??

I guess I’ll just keep dancing in front if the fireplace.

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This is not my picture. I would love to credit you, whoever you are.

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